Just say an idea please.
Just say an idea please.
Just say an idea please.
God! Jesus! Christ! Nagg, we don’t got eternity; Just say an idea please and say it in a way that’s not grass, ‘nd not dirt, ‘nd not telling some innocent bystander they’re wrong, NOdon’t NO don’t, etc etc, or in any way that’s not we got this call of two strangers pounding much too hard on this door, or in a way that’s not hey who lives here called local law enforcement, or that’s not I do represent local law enforcement, So; tell me do say us tell them no us not them or that’s not what do you mean, you are confused, eh! Or that’s not what am I saying, asking, telling, or otherwise flinging at you, in a way that’s not singling one or the other of you two out no no no no but, Do immediately say what you’re doing here, beginning with your names, left to right, right to left, do it in a way that’s not saying that it matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishment the scroll no no NO, but why’d you agree with the clerk about all the bads filled up our whole town. do not prance off barefoot waving big silky flags no not and not neither Our whole town, you had said about the town. That was a script they’d read to “test” you and you two have failed miserably—so we must and its trueyou’re in no wise competent to reconstruct using space-age materials yes do prance off barefoot waving big silky flags an item nine city blocks long that weighs two thousand tons which got rabble-roused over about was it one thousand eight hundred tons—or an even two thousand tons but it better be two thousand tons or more or else, no don’t prance off barefoot waving big silky flags the breeze will just blow your thousand eight hundred ton nine city blocks long mere light three thousand foot film of dust totally “away”—be wise n’ aware that that’s over half a mile; thirty feet wide the whole way. Six feet high—along the whole length, also. no don’t prance off barefoot waving big silky flags not here no way maybe there but never here goose That’s five hundred eight thousand cubic feet—and more and more even more astronomically absurdly gigantic volumes and sizes and densities of “materials” to work. Like it’s “nothing”. Problem with the damned THE GENERAL-MANAGER is that everything’s s’posed to go like its “nothing”. Like its air. Or some foam. Petals. Or feathers. O ya, eighteen thousand cubic yards of feathers really easy to move, to manipulate, to build something out with. Spat. Eighteen thousand cubic yards of feathers, which is one great big lie, too, since if i’twas just feathers it wouldn’t weigh nearly one thousand eight hundred tons. I mean jeeez, ba-b=jesuzzzzzz – how does one work with such large as pa-pa nine hundred ninety tons of solid steel—or hum pa-pa la paaaaa-pop ess’ to build up from nine hundred ninety tons of solid steel girders, or rods, or ingots, or whatever scrap comes in a shipment of scrap “and” melt it down1 and fuse2it together into one (1) single nine (9) hundred (100) ninety (90) ton buzz solid steel block nine (9) blocks long, thirty (30) feet heads hands and toes wide, and six (6) feet deep ah mean, hey howdya hell-dah doo-daht ben-b’, Binnie? How on ho how on ho ho ho ho ho how? To bring in the stockpile of “steel scrap” to be melted would take eighteen hundred good-sized dump trucks to haul it all away sizzle le sizzle le working twenty four seven three hundred sixty five {Good day, senor? Nice hat! Nice hat! Good day senor good day nice hat and good day nice hat and nice hat and-and uhh langlu-ssppaanniisshh buh} days for Lord only knows where I’d be without you how many years at least one or at least some fraction of ONE galla-dun-galla-dun galla-dun galla-lon-hipsla-tango FRISBEES -poop and then the conditions within which to work , to knowingly, willingly, with no thoughts ot themselves, the workers do work night and day day and night dosed with the fumes and the soak and the vapors and smoke of the can’t be burned off the chimneys thrust up high above that’ll need to be designed and funded and actually built (yes that too) for their safety to rank out the doses of petroleum hydrocarbons nickel aluminum mercury arsenic lead cadmium methyl tertiary butyl ether aldehydes ketones, nitrogen-heavy compounds, sulfides organic acids and hither come, n-nether go, dare into the fray charge only the “stupid” of which a copious quantity’ll need to be imported from what kind of regions you ask, hell, I don’t know, it’s way beyond me, hey keed throw that up in the parking lot up there keed (where the hell else you think, keed?) the upper left corner of the the great big whiteboard you been scribblin’ this fat spray of deep day over and onto for later repickup and argumentationment-over by the elders when available, keed If not yet dead – are they dead? Are they dead? {Have we really, really made sure they’re all the way gone stone-cold-dead?} and ultimate lack of resolution {there’s a war on, Easy}if not dead to proceed with the procedure’s just not possible {these being all things to all men} “fire his ass” they’re dimesif they’re a dozen, pick up those big, fat, sticks – the firepit’s that way.
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Into which when got there, loose them large.
Loose them large.
Loose them large.
Loose them large.
Loose them large as the job of cutting down t’ into “truckable pieces” will be violent, noisy, expensive, and lengthy. It could take a year or more. Plus if not dead to proceed with the procedure’s just not proceed the procedure’s with if not dead to possible if not dead to proceed with the procedure’s just not possible.
Plus; regarding the application of the necessary toxic substances, some will go airborne during the application and long drawn out air-drying process obtuse, obtuse, obtuse so like say eh like say eh he like say eh like say eh like say say say say say say, (1).
Just say an idea please.
Just say an idea please.
Just say an idea please.
Jump = J leBolt off’n those/that dense pillow(s), Freddie, just shoes alone fairly never make/break the entire career of a “man” {senors eh senoritas spleen} So here {pulling a large filled out sheet of planning paper up across the drawing table, the slant of which had been adjusted so as to not make likely the usual drop of long thin round things like pens or pencils to roll away off flying, falling, rat tat tap’d down to the floor.} Tap tap tap from on the back being seen down onto by the underside of the table {the type with cheap hinges and a shallow frame} you get to see the laziness of the typical manufacturer {the type with cheap hinges and a shallow frame} which, cannot survive without this these or those well-cut corners of even if the expanse of the product not seen by the consumer is large enough whole wide smoothly sanded over swaths of the surface may never receive any finish at all; and, it hit Jak (bong) they’d been barking woof up and onto the wrong tree, the fall from which would be horrific, thank God Jak has gone under to the the wild roller and saw the idea coming so simple was the idea they pushed at Jack’s shoulder, who turned ‘round all irritated, saying, Why’d the hell’d you push me like that damn it I was adding up these columns of facts and figures re what we’ve got to do, and you push me! Why did you push me? Eh! Why the hell? Why and now I got to sum this all up from scratch again—so get back and give me space = clutching a calculator {the type with cheap hinges and a shallow frame} they turned away = BUT = got pulled away again by Jak saying, No no no we are going the wrong way with this. Put it down turn around and listen.
Okay—Scrappo slapped the tin box ‘top the table, turned, and stared hard at Jak’s face.
What? Hurry up. It don’t matter I s’pose you’ve again set ‘e back to the beginning as—I seem to be the only one taking seriously how hard a job this ass generalissimo Francis Scott’s given us and hey—that one points and you better take off running. Hah. That one. That’s one’s soup for Saint Francis; dill soup for Saint Francis, somehow someday to become so popularized as to simply be called by SF, which they deserve because HA that would mean they’ve been remembered very very SLANT, you see; and to cause one like that to be remembered nit foursquare neat 'n dandy straight UP, as they want, but to be remembered very very SLANT, they’ll have their memories {the type with cheap hinges and a shallow frame} which ought have been loving to be shallow and wasted as to simply slide-slither down off t’ where you went before JAK under the table there looking up at the bottom there what never got well finished because the great founders never thought anyone’d ever come ‘long so stupid as to end up under there alive and relaxed and looking sleepily for something to gaze at for a pleasure enhancem’ to while their time ‘way with and there they’d get—as YOU just got Jak “closed-casket” Skrappo, cheap copy of the already worn down flimsy but still better than you original copy here {the type with cheap hinges and a shallow frame} looking down and berating even more low down at you, Jak, ha—so washda washda washdawhat the ‘ell’s this brand new big idea you felt large and powerful enough to shell me behind my front lines with in my tender part {the type with cheap hinges and a shallow frame} what’s easily thrown no guy wires to keep it from falling and once fallen wi’ no net into the soft of it to drop, so, then as I SAIDand if you’d been LISTENING I’d not be having to moo this at you big bossy I—I am going to have to start at the very begin off my beguine again so make it big play guitar make it snappy—that means here, I am listening, Father Soup {pretty good think down all these stairs so bumpy so bump’d in less than an instant’s turnaround to “face” and “stare down” one as annoying as “you”} so what is this big idea you got that’s so good its worth me snapping and putting one between your eyes all about?
goon in memorium Here it is we we don’t have to rebuild the entire mass its all just plastic can’t you see that Gimi
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