Sample - No and Maybe - Maybe and No (Pski's Porch)
#24 - Maybe and No’s analysis 12
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They took special note of what seemed to be the following up from in and below; You going to change the flat you are. And he didn’t. Instead he. Instead. Stattdessen. Du wirst die Wohnung wechseln, die du bist. Und er tat es nicht. Stattdessen er. Stattdessen. Stattdessen.
Huh!
You may have heard within the deep grapevine of Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors the truth be but th’ gardin’ of these Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors you should not be thinking your Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors You should not be thinking your dearly departed Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors You should not be thinking your dearly departed Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors You should not be thinking your dearly departed true FatherMan would or could be Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors and for the sakes of the butts of all gathered ‘round here all the who and the they of which know fo’ sho’ a Der High Crime from a Der Misdemeanor you will not flag any one o’ your selves-down and plead up the guilty for some reducement—and narrowing this already too thin field to the one and only last healthy-looking Sonboy amongst yourself that is this that is the fact that here I am one Mom speaking to you there you are one single Sonboy only, sit still be hosed folly down with this pure truth saying that. Yes. It’s true was a chapter of your Father daddy’s past prior to his absolute expirement, that which will be explained approximately fifty-five pages prior to where this here rodeo you’re at is right here right now being held oh my sweet hippo. Your Father did indeed stand in the dock of the law before the great black robed judgeship so much higher at the top of that bench of the law and so far back behind that immensely deep bench of the law that the way he put it to me after his sentence was handed down was like this. Listen listen well catch the. The. Ugh. T-t-t-t-t-nuace there thank God. So, move on and listen to what he said—which by the way can be corroborated by searching the transcripts—unless these were lost in the great fire of nineteen seventy seventy-the-sixer. To this day family picnics are the custom in Hamilton township and scattered spots in Ukrania ever other decade or so though, I will admit this—sometimes the wrong decade is hit as part of the whole deliciously traditional national prank. But here he is Sonboy.
First the judge said after stating my name and the charges against me the following—as I swear, on the very soul of that infant Sonboy in the back room under the fat blanket near the roaring heater ventation we had installed at great expense, not that it was fully needed but because were brimming in the fullness of the denial of our mutual guilt that it would be better for you, yonder prison-bound wretch, if you had never been born—when he said this, my mouth began mouth gumming and lip-shaping a sentence to say to first be subjected to deep-dive review by a benighted panel of experts down my bottom and then based on that feedback—what are you—retrieved reformed re-toothed re-gummed—waiting for spit it out—reformed then staged up for flight by inhalation and exhalation one two three times repeated enough times to pump my mouth-channel hard enough to withstand the rip roaring fly-past—convict! Will you plead or—of the fat hard immensity of the finally absolutely stunning stream of truth about to firehosed out me into the greater courtroom space but but will you not? Slow on the trigger is not a defense—and I stood hard imaging ten feet of bunker-wall pressed my standing as he hosed me down hard with these all these all all all Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors the truth be did you—assemble knowingly stolen parts of you going to a Christmas present toy known for the record as change the flat you are radar rocket cannon toy Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors and you didn’t. Did you or?
Jack then oozing out from ‘neath the topslab of our ultimate reality came all ut ut ut ut, Judge, uh no, I didn’t. I.
Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors Stattdessen. Parts of which your willy-wife spirited off away from a shit job of Du wirst die Wohnung wechseln, die du bist a seasonal toy factory assembly line und er tat es nicht that is an order soldier are you going to change the damned flat tire of are you not? Stattdessen er. Stattdessen. Stattdessen! Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors! Are you or not?
Judge no I did not.
Huh—
Sonboy at that point your Father broke down in a wash of tears so thickly abrasive with hot greasy sorrow that I lunged to take him in my arms.
Father sweet Father, oozed out my face—justice was not served.
I feel your pain.
Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors.
Father I remember long past the since of this now what you said ‘bout.
Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors.
The grease in the gun will fill the jointboots of most late models if the grease fry-sizzles off its stubbornness in that frypan Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors ut.
So that had been tried years back father fath’ when I still bent greasing out the nipplejoints studding the underpinnings of the old cars made way back when and Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors I fried grease in the pan Father. And that pan I never washed just wiped it with head-sized summersunny clumps of old school cotton waste clump after clump filling with ooze tiring me I was beginning to regret trying the trick I wiped and I. Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors. So—summersunny wiped and fell away sleepy sleep into sleepy deep sleep and forgot—Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors.
Never washed.
Father I plead.
Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors.
That pan was used to sizzle up the next day’s Father sausage yes there was a time he liked Der High Crimes sausage und Der Misdemeanors but but those times got destroyed this way ess hut hut—Der High Crimes und Der Misdemeanors.
And that was the beginning of the end of your Father’s decline.
So sweet Willie; end of the butt you yah going to change the flat you are.
And he didn’t, so.
So. I be so:
My Mother was a fish.
